Dear John LetterDear Passive Aggressive Closet Case,Dear John Letter
By the time you read this, I'll be long gone. I'm sorry for doing this but, OK, I'm really not. I know this might comes as a bit of a shock to you - especially because you're an emotional cripple. But I'm sorry – I just need hot sex with someone who isn't a human potato sack. I think you're a schmuck, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You're a German Scat Aficionado, and I'm beyond that. You like declawed rodentia colonics, you eat endangered species, and enjoy Aqua Velva, and I don't like any of these things. Your favorite movie is Anything Stev
Dear JesusDear Jesus,Dear Jesus
Please forgive me for my sins. Let your heavenly light rain upon my battered sanity. Save me from this wretched tomb of satan! Please forgive me for sodomizing the kids I found in the alley that one night. Turn your head to the menacing criminal record, and let the judge believe in my insanity plea! Forgive the smoke that stained my ceilings from all of the bible burning I have done! Oh, Lord! Forgive me for not reaching out and touching faith, but, reaching in my daughter's underpants! Grant me the strength you had whilst giving your life so others could follow!
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I am ridiculous.
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i am actually batman
keep writing your crazy thoughts down.
and i'll keep talking about POOPY!
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i am actually batman
And enjoying it thus far.
Screw the holidays!
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"sorry, but your princess is in another dungeon. please try again." xD
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"sorry, but your princess is in another dungeon. please try again." xD
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You are what you create, you create what you are.
"Now Hear me, Rabadash," said Aslan. "Justice shall be mixed with mercy. You shall not always be an Ass."
Cronicles of Narnia
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